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Does anyone actually read this?  - Andrew
Only bots. - Lisa
Robots pretending to be humans. - Chris
Yikes! Don't tell Talus. It might get ideas. - Andrew
It's a very handy file to update when you want to verify the CI system is listening to you and don't want to change anything impoortant. - Laura

Hi! - Ahmad
What's up, Ahmad? - Andrew
I wanted to give a shout out to some security specialists who have helped us make Zazzle better. - Ahmad
Are they humans? If so, we can mention them here. - Andrew
They are better than normal humans.  They are "Hackers!" - Ahmad
https://www.zazzle.com/hackers.txt it is, then. - Andrew
Is this working? - Adam

Knock knock, who's there? It's Jesus lol
Sorry, who are you again? - Kyle

Test with Andrew